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To Duff and Beyond — 9 Awesome Fictional Beers

Some of these fictional beer brands are so iconic, they’ve strayed into reality on a few occasions.

An official Duff Beer bar serving the famous fictional beer brand at Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida.
In the case of Duff, it’s become a reality in more ways than one. // Universal Studios, Orlando – Instagram

Beer is an important prop, and often plot device, in so many TV shows and movies. But things can get pretty iffy when trying to use real-life brands. Not only would studios have to pay for the right to use the beers (if they’re clearly depicted in the shot, at least), but there would also be the whole issue of live-action actors sipping real alcohol during the shoot. So, enter in the fictional beer brands!

Entirely made up and sometimes becoming as illustrious as the characters themselves, these beers make these imaginary worlds feel more relatable. Most fake beers tend to be direct parodies of real-life macro beer brands, after all, and they come with all the fandom and disdain that the real stuff does. 

9 Fictional Beer Brands Worth Knowing

Grab a cold one and toast to these made-up movie and TV show beers none of us have ever actually tasted as they exist in their universes:

Duff – The Simpsons

It wouldn’t feel right to start with anything other than Homer Simpson’s beverage of choice! With numerous episodes focused around Duff, bartender Moe’s limited other alcohol offerings, and of course the ever-enthusiastic Duffman, it’s tough to think of any fictional beer in TV or movies that’s better known. 

And in 2016, Time Magazine even listed Duff Beer as one of the most influential fictional companies of all time

That said, the beer isn’t even entirely fictional these days — an official real-life version of Duff is sold at Universal Studios (next to The Simpsons Ride, naturally). And that’s not all! Give “Duff” a search on Untappd, and over 2,600 results pop up (mostly Lagers and Marzens, with some exciting exceptions). The copyright infringement of those beers is an issue 21st Century Fox attempted to battle back in 2015 by releasing its own approved version of Duff across Europe and parts of the U.S. Still, that hasn’t stopped brewers from around the world trying their hand at bringing Homer’s favorite booze to life.

*There was a moment in Season 8 (Episode 10), where Homer tried a ‘Red Tick Beer’. He later thought he spotted an alien in the woods, but it wasn’t clear if this was related to the beer’s odd brewing process — which included dogs swimming around in a vat. 

Still from The Simpsons of Homer drinking Duff Beer with the can on his stomach while sitting on the couch.
Mmm… Duff. // Fox Corporation

Alamo – King of the Hill

Alamo is to Hank what Duff is to Homer. Hank’s love of Alamo is so great, he’s even been known to put plastic wrap over unfinished cans and leave them in the fridge for later sipping — “I have never poured out a beer, even to put out a grass fire” (Season 4, Episode 6). 

There are a lot of great beer-centric episodes, but it all really culminates in the Season 6, Episode 16 episode aptly titled “Beer and Loathing”. Peggy goes to work in customer service at Alamo, but is sworn to secrecy about why the beer is suddenly unavailable on local store shelves. A good Peggy Hill power trip makes for fine TV any day, but the show enters new territory here by pitting her directly against her family and friends’ love of Alamo. 

Still from King of the Hill showing Peggy Hill working the customer service phones at Alamo Beer, a fictional beer brand.
Yo soy Peggy Hill! // Fox Corporation

Pawtucket Patriot – Family Guy

Because Seth MacFarlane assumedly couldn’t use Sam Adams as the beer of choice for Peter and his pals (and after the toy company goes bust, as Peter’s brewery employer). 

Peter has held various positions at the brewery, and he seems to spend his days rotating between being active on the brewery floor and being a desk jockey to even serving as “Pawtucket Pete”, the brewery mascot. If anything, despite Peter’s constant ineptitude, it’s somewhat one of the more realistic jobs seen among sitcom characters. 

Of course, we’re still missing Carrie Fisher as the massively inappropriate-yet-sympathetic Angela (Peter’s former boss at the brewery). Who knew the Pawtucket would end up yielding so many great characters as a fictional beer brand?

Still from Family Guy showing a billboard for the fake TV beer Pawtucket Patriot Ale.
One thing craft beer is missing is the nonsensical, party-loving animal mascot. // Fox Corporation

Löbrau – Futurama

When Philip J. Fry’s not slurping back Slurm soda, he’s chugging bottles of Löbrau with his buddies. “It has dots on it!”

Of course, this is just one of the many fake futuristic beers introduced in the great city of New New York and elsewhere in the Futurama universe. After all, robots like Bender actually run on beer and are therefore legally required to not be sober in everyday society. My personal favorite though? Bender’s own body-brewed BendërBrau Ale. Hey, they must have a thing for Bavarian styles in the year 3000

Still from the TV show Futurama showing Fry holding up a six pack of Lobrau beer.
It has dots on it! // Fox Corporation

Aspen Beer – Alien

Sure, you might miss it between the alien popping out of the chest and all the screaming. But look closely, and it’s clearly the Nostromo crew’s beer of choice. 

According to Fandom, Aspen Beer is made by the Weyland-Yutani Corporation (yes, the crew’s employer) in Aspen, Colorado. Hey, if they treat their brewing efforts half as well as they treat their contracted employees, the beer’s gotta be good, right? Right!?

Still from the movie Alien showing the crew in the cafeteria drinking a fake movie beer before the alien bursts out.
Ah, the calm before the storm. If you can call an alien exploding through someone’s chest a “storm”. // 20th Century Studios

Butterbeer – Harry Potter 

We doubt it’s too alcoholic because the kiddos drink it, but then again, wizarding laws may be different, no? Also, the drinking age is lower in England than in America you guys! 

In the books, Butterbeer is described as indeed slightly alcoholic, served in a “foaming mug” that tastes “like less-sickly butterscotch.” In the movies, it just looks downright delicious.

While you certainly can pay a fortune and trek to Universal Studios for a sip of genuine studio-approved Butterbeer, there are plenty of DIY recipes online. That said, aside from the one time I just lumped a big pat of butter into a cream ale and mixed in some butterscotch* I’ve yet to find one that tastes anything close to what I imagined Butterbeer actually tasting like. 

*The first two sips were surprisingly not bad! My stomach couldn’t handle the rest. 

Still from Harry Potter movies showing Ron and Harry drinking the fictional drink butter beer.
Yer a lush, Harry. // Warner Bros.

Dharma Initiative Beer – Lost

Yes, so many of the plotlines were never tied up or explained. Yes, no season is as interesting or as delightfully cryptic as the first one. No, I couldn’t fully explain what happened in the show if my life depended on it. 

But darn it all, Lost sure was fun to watch for a time! And even though the characters were all stranded on a mysterious island, they did (eventually) have beer. Produced by the mysterious Dharma Initiative organization, Dharma Initiative BEER seems like it would be of the cheap, mass-produced sort. Like the island’s standard-issue Busch Light. 

Turns out it wasn’t too cheap though. After the show ended, a lot of the props were auctioned off as memorabilia to fans. Twelve cans of the Dharma brew went for a whopping $5,000 USD

Still from the show Lost showing Sawyer drinking a fictional TV beer from Dharma Initiative.
Warm, mystery jungle beer is the best kind of beer… when you’ve got nothing else. // ABC

Brockman — It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Wait, but aren’t they always drinking Coors Light on Always Sunny? Didn’t co-star / show creator Rob McElhenney show up briefly on Lost?  Yes and no, and yes. 

Look closely — especially in the middle seasons — and Brockman is the beer of choice whenever they’re not throwing back Rocky Mountain Lemonade Coors Light. Brockman’s not real by any means, so it fits right in with the gang’s schemes and distorted views of reality. The brew’s also been seen in a few movies, like Invictus.

Still, it’s Brockman’s presence in Sunny that firmly solidifies its place in television history. Not only has the show surpassed Ozzie and Harriet as the live-action sitcom with the most seasons in TV history, but it’s also the rare show that somehow grew even better over time and continues to whip out unpredictable plot lines. In the words of Dennis Reynolds, it hasn’t even begun to peak yet. But when it does peak, we’ll know.

Still from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia showing Charlie and Dee at a morgue with a hot plate and Brockman beer.
Because all you need for a trip to the morgue is Brockman beer and a hotplate. // FXX

Heisler – everywhere!

If you’re scratching your head and going “Heisler? Never heard of it” then you haven’t been paying close enough attention. This fictional brew isn’t from any one show or movie — it’s a prop beer brand made by Independent Studio Services, and it’s also the most popular fake beer in Hollywood today. 

In fact, you’ve most likely seen it dozens of times (When they’re not drinking Brockman or Coors, it’s Heisler on Always Sunny!) You can view a list of everything it’s been in here.

Still from the TV show Malcolm in the Middle showing the famous fake beer brand Heisler.
Word has it that they have real beer the next network over, but I’ll bet it’s just Heisler Lite. // USA

What’s your favorite fictional beer or brewery?

Brianna Gunter

Brianna is a writer and former bartender who regularly obsesses over great movies and tasty beers. Forever an East Coaster at heart, she currently resides in Seattle with her boyfriend and their cat, both of whom enjoy similar tastes. More of her work can be viewed on briannagunter.com.

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